Comedy Klassics, Know Your Bus...
ROOF RACK and ADORNING SURFBOARD
The typical owner owns more than one surfboard (Non surfers "BULL SH!T".)SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
Helps not being off your face during the so called simple bed setup.
LIFTING ROOF Good use of upper body strength required, especial difficult to lower the D*m things in strong winds. (Added bonus is that they are also self pop upable when driving down the Freeway!!!)
BADGE
Very collectable, Best fitted with it's own Security System ("Blo*dy Big Bolts")
BRAKES
Strong Legs are required for Van Drivers, Especially for EMERGENCY STOPS!!!
(Employment of a personal fitness Trainer helps for effective stopping...)
GEAR STICK
Designed in the minalists style. A cheap rip off of the well know 18 century pudding stirrer..
WIND RESISTANCE/AERO ACCESSORIES DYNAMICS
When driving in strong WIND, the "Brick" design gives the VW Bus driver a similar experience to that of a Horror movie fan... It scares the living hell out of you but you still go back for more...
Exhaust
Thank G*D Porche designed a better sounding note.(BONUS 1... Cheap replacements are like hand grenades, you don't put them near FIRE or they explode!!!, BONUS 2... After they give up the ghost, they sound better...)
AFTERMARKET ACCESSORIES
Gas Mask and Long Johns required during the Winter months, due to the ducted exhaust gas known as the heating system...
